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Patch Picks: Five Things To Do Instead of Watch That Football Game

You might have an urge to floss

1. Floss.  might be having a nice sale on dental floss.

2.  Walk up to people and say, "Is there a football game going on today?"

3.  Put on a fake British accent, burst in on a Super Bowl party and say, "Bloody hell, mate, I thought you invited me to watch a football match!"

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4.  Synch your remote to your neighbor's TV and start monkeying with the channels. Everytime they start cheering, switch it to the Lifetime channel.

5.  Anything, really.  It's so nice to zig when everyone else zags.

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