Salisbury Police Blotter: White English Muffin Truck Blocks Traffic

The following information was provided by the Salisbury Township Police Department.

Fish are jumping. A caller complained on June 11 that a fisherman on the iron bridge near Country Club and Keystone roads was catching too many fish over the limit. When Salisbury police arrived, the elderly complainant said "he made a mistake."

Maybe the flying monkeys took it. A resident in the 700 block of E. Emmaus Avenue reported a Funrunner golf cart with a vanity plate that said, "Wicked Witch," was taken from the end of the driveway sometime between 9 p.m. and 4 a.m. June 4.

Followed by a white cream cheese truck. A caller complained on June 2 that "a white English muffin truck" was blocking traffic at Uerberroth and Lehigh avenues. When Salisbury police arrived, the truck was gone.

Lonely poodle. A caller complained June 1 that a dog in a red pickup parked at Weils Clocks, 2200 31st. SW, "was looking distressed." When a Salisbury police officer arrived, "the poodle looked happy. The owner was getting in the vehicle. I just kept driving."